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    Lil' Johnny was in school one day and the teacher asked Johnny a math question!

    Walking thru the park you see 3 birds on a park bench.......you throw and knock one bird off......how many do ya have left??

    Johnny replied "none"!! The teacher asked how he came up with that! Johnny replied because when ya knock the first one off the other two will fly off!!

    The teacher said that actually the answer was 2!!......but, I like what you're thinking!

    Johnny then asked the teacher, 3 beautiful women were sittin on the same bench eating ice cream cones! Blond was licking it up the sides! Brunette was licking it at the base! Redhead was licking from the top! Johnny asked the teacher which one was married!

    Teacher all embarrassed thought for a moment and replied the blond as she was licking it up the sides!

    Johnny replied, NO! The one wearing the wedding ring.....But I like what you're thinking!!:):)
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    Johnny always has the right answers :)
    2018 Road Glide
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    • #3
      Love it. Little jonny is my hero
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      • #4
        I AM Little Johnny!
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        • #5
          Smart boy!!
          Mike Tickle
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          USAF Retired (SMSgt)

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Rainrider View Post
            I AM Little Johnny!
            :):)
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            • #7
              :)
              Appalachian Redneck

              "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely, in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used and worn out, loudly proclaiming, "WOW!!! WHAT A RIDE!!!"

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