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    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...




    And those who don't and are always




    Seen with a bottle of water in their hand.




    As Ben Franklin said:




    In wine there is wisdom,




    In beer there is freedom,




    In water there is bacteria.




    In a number of carefully controlled trials,




    Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink




    1 litre of water each day,




    At the end of the year we would have absorbed




    More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) bacteria found in feces.




    In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.




    However,




    We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer




    (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)




    Because alcohol has to go through a purification process




    Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.




    Remember:




    Water = Poop,




    Wine = Health.




    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,




    Than to drink water and be full of shit.
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    Herd #132

  • #2
    Very wise, indeed.
    It's not "derailed", as long as the last post relates to the post above it...it's just on a different rail, heading into a more interesting direction

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    • #3
      Read this before and it's so true! I constantly see black mildew in our faucets and have to bleach it out frequently. And I have never seen a bad BOX Wine yet.
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      2010 FLHX - Street Glide
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      • #4
        Well said!!!!!
        OFFICIAL HERD MEMBER #83
        2014 FLHXS
        U.S. NAVY Veteran

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