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    Near San Antonio, there is thetown of New Braunfels, Texas, where there is a large German-speaking population.

    One day, a rancher walking down a country road notices a man using his right hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.

    The rancher shouted: “Sehr angenehm! Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.” Which means: (“Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have crapped in it.”)

    The man shouted back: “I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan. I can't understand you. Please speak in English.”

    The rancher replied: “Use both hands. You'll get more.”
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      So true, so true.....
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        I LMAO on that one!
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          fu*k Sie Obama
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                  Herr Obama kann meinen Arsch küssen!
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                      Ich bin hinunter damit.
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                          Drink up there oboy
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