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    As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became

    Aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to
    Come up to the height of the first step of the bus..

    Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus
    Driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,
    Thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg
    She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.

    So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached
    Behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the
    Second time attempted the step.

    Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
    With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind
    To unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.

    About this time, a large Texan who was standing
    Behind her picked her up easily by the waist
    And placed her gently on the step of the bus.

    She went ballistic and turned to the
    Would-be Samaritan
    And yelled,
    'How dare you touch my body!
    I don't even know who you are!'

    The Texan smiled and drawled,
    'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you,
    But after you unzipped my fly three times,
    I kinda figured we was friends
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  • #2
    aint that how frank and sandra actually met :drum dog:laughout
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    • #3
      Musta been the short bus!


      • #4
        Ride in Peace Wndchsr


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          • #6
            Originally posted by toorglide View Post
            aint that how frank and sandra actually met :drum dog:laughout
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