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    A young man stopped at a local restaurant after a day of roaming around in Mexico.

    While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious-looking platter being served at the next table.

    It looked good.

    It smelled good.

    He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"

    The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"

    The visitor, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on holiday down here! Bring me an order!"

    The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!"

    The next morning, the man returned, placed his order, and then that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.

    After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"

    The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins."
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    OUCH!!!
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      :) :) :)
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        :fall excellent!!!
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          DOH!!!!!! :)
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              True story, a Japanese guy who worked on out team came over and went to a restaurant in Denver and wanted seafood. He ordered the oysters, mountain oysters..... What he got wasn't what he was expecting.... pretty funny stuff..
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                Eeeewwwwwww!!!! Thats nutz!!
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                  "Ole!!!"

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by V-Girl View Post
                    Eeeewwwwwww!!!! Thats nutz!!
                    lol pun intended I am sure
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by krcampbell View Post
                      lol pun intended I am sure
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