Poem

[Happy Hours]

The wife sent me this

He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake,
He said my biscuits were too hard
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and
smacked the crap out of him....

Like his mother used to do.

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I love a good poem, don't you?

[Crocodile56]

Just like mommy!

[DevilDog]

Guy either had a Southern or Italian mother.... LOL

[WideOpen]

Guy either had a Southern or Italian mother.... LOL

Don't you bet the farm on it. I know a 5 foot Ohio hillbilly break a broom over your ass like a major leaguer.

[DevilDog]

I had it bad, my mother was Italian and if I acted up I got my ass beat..... She made the WWF look like " Touched by an Angel"

[WideOpen]

I had it bad, my mother was Italian and if I acted up I got my ass beat..... She made the WWF look like " Touched by an Angel"

:laughout

[Rainrider]

I had it bad, my mother was Italian and if I acted up I got my ass beat..... She made the WWF look like " Touched by an Angel"

Damn DDB, I'm sittin' in the den alone laughin' my a$$ off! My Granny back in KY raised me. She spanked me - once. I ain't all that stupid turns out!

[B-Man]

:):):):)

[MOTOCROSSER]

Guy either had a Southern or Italian mother.... LOL

or was a catholic nun!!i went to school at a catholic school. n let me tell you those nuns would beat the crap out of you!!from first hand experience!!!damn those ruler sure did hurt!!

[vlade]

Do nuns ever reform and get back to sex and stuff??? jus wonderin

[vlade]

Maybe if you bought em a loufa theyd get off track huh Gotta be a lota pent up sex frustration in a nun.

[vlade]

Maybe if you bought em a loufa theyd get off track huh Gotta be a lota pent up sex frustration in a nun.

realize thats about my third strike for today first the blind now the nuns .. see pitchfork fella there at the big door

[vlade]

I never lusted after no catholic school nun though, that I know of, if their in plainclothes like you didnt know,, thanks be mostly to the catholic school girls with their short skirts and boney knees keepin me distracted.

[MOTOCROSSER]

i wouldnt know that vlade !but i guess thats why they call them nuns!dont want nun n dont get nun!just sayin!

[V-Girl]

Maybe if you bought em a loufa theyd get off track huh Gotta be a lota pent up sex frustration in a nun.

Don't ya be gettin any bright ideas there now....Can see ya now with that special helmet on and zooming on up to the nunnery trying pic up a nun!!!! :scoot