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  • tallyban

    Some interesting observations on the Taliban
    by that great American philosopher, Jeff Foxworthy.




    "YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."

    1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

    2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

    3. You have more wives than teeth.

    4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

    5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

    6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

    7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

    8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

    9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

    10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

    11. Your cousin is president of the United States .
    Appalachian Redneck

    "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely, in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used and worn out, loudly proclaiming, "WOW!!! WHAT A RIDE!!!"

  • #2
    Great list dixie!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!
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    • #3
      Ride in Peace Wndchsr


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      • #4
        Made my day Dixie! Jeff is a HOOT! He'd make a great Herdster!
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        • #5
          :laughout:laughout:95:95Now That's some funny stuff there, and sooooo true!!
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          • #6
            Great one Dixie. I'll be sending this to friends....Glenn erboxerboxerbox
            Where does it say Humpty Dumpty was an Egg?
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            • #7
              That's funny, except for this part

              "Your cousin is president of the United States ."

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              • #8
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                • #9
                  Good one Dix, Foxworthy for President!!
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                  • #10
                    very funny.. Jeff is hysterical
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                    • #11
                      Very funny! Lol!
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