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    A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,

    'OK old fart, Time for you to retire.'
    The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle
    ALL of these chickens.
    Look what it has done to me
    Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'

    The young rooster says,
    'Beat it: You are washed up
    And I am taking over.'

    The old rooster says,
    'I tell you what, young stud.
    I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop..'
    The young rooster laughs.
    'You know you don't stand a chance, old man.
    So, just to be fair,
    I will give you a head start.'

    The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him.
    They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.


    He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast!
    The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch
    When he sees the roosters running by.

    The Old Rooster is squawking
    And running as hard as he can.
    The Farmer grabs his shotgun and
    - BOOM -
    He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,
    'Dammit.....
    Third gay rooster I bought this month.'
    Moral of this
    Story? .....
    Don't mess with the OLD FARTS -
    Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery
    Always overcome youth and arrogance!
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    Herd #132

  • #2
    haha! good one
    It's not "derailed", as long as the last post relates to the post above it...it's just on a different rail, heading into a more interesting direction

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    • #3
      That's awesome. I'm going to email that around to some old farts that I know. hahahaha!
      Whatever doesn't kill me....HAD BETTER START RUNNING!

      Official HERD Member #00130

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      • #4
        Here chickie, chickie, chickie erbox
        Where does it say Humpty Dumpty was an Egg?
        Official HERD Member #00127 - Glenn
        Growing old is not for Sissies..........

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        • #5
          :)...
          Official "Herd Booze taste tester!"

          Member #0006 :babe

          "Lead paint chips are chewy AND sweet......" In memory of Rick.

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          • #6
            erbox:check6:skeleton

            ha!
            "your not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on!"
            Dean Martin

            herd member #00023
            AKA STREETNOYZ

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            • #7
              erbox
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              2010 FLHX - Street Glide
              HERD MEMBER #00003

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              • #8
                erboxerboxerbox
                OFFICIAL HERD MEMBER #83
                2014 FLHXS
                U.S. NAVY Veteran

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                • #9
                  Yep! :)
                  Jeff
                  09 FLHRCI
                  Herd Member #00045

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                  • #10
                    so to avoid this, become a rooster in disguise and get a set of these






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                    Ride in Peace Wndchsr


                    www.my.doterra.com/jbush

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                    • #11
                      If I had a set of those, I'd never put a shirt on.
                      It's not "derailed", as long as the last post relates to the post above it...it's just on a different rail, heading into a more interesting direction

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                      • #12
                        Damn Fag Rooster, take this!!!:check6erboxerboxerboxerbox
                        OLD SKOOL BIKERS RULE, WE DO WHAT IT TAKES AND LIKE IT!!!
                        With age comes wisdom, yeah right!
                        FIRST "HERD BIKE OF THE MONTH CLUB MEMBER"
                        RIP Rick.....Ride On Forever In Our Hearts My Brother!

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