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    Everyone is in a hurry to scream 'racism' these days!

    A man asks a store clerk, 'In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?'

    The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you Polish?'

    The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.

    If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

    Or if I had a asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

    Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog. would you ask me if I was Jewish?

    Or if I had asked for a taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?'

    If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?'

    The clerk says, 'Well, no, I probably wouldn't!'

    With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says,

    Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?'

    The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot.

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        That's some funny chit!!!:dan:dan
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            These two Poles are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away. This goes on for a while, and finally his friend comes over and asks him why he is throwing half of the nails away. He replies, "Those ones were pointed on the wrong end." The buddy gets exasperated and says "You idiot, those are for the other side of the house!"
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                Now thats funny......erboxerbox
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