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    Amazing simple home remedies-really work!

    THESE REALLY WORK!! { I checked this out on Snopes and its for real!

    AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:


    1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

    2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.


    3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

    4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

    5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

    6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE.
    IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES,USE THE DUCT TAPE.


    7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL
    PROBLEM.

    :moo:moo:moo
    Where does it say Humpty Dumpty was an Egg?
    Official HERD Member #00127 - Glenn
    Growing old is not for Sissies..........

  • #2
    Haaaaa!

    :laughout:laughout

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    • #3
      Like it!
      HERD Member #114
      2007 FLHTCU Ultra Classic
      When all else fails, GET A BIGGER HAMMER!
      If common sense was so common, wouldn't everyone have it?

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      • #4
        Duct Tape = WD 40 and Zippie Bag Ties fixes everything at my place! That list is funny!!!
        .
        2010 FLHX - Street Glide
        HERD MEMBER #00003

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        • #5
          :good
          OLD SKOOL BIKERS RULE, WE DO WHAT IT TAKES AND LIKE IT!!!
          With age comes wisdom, yeah right!
          FIRST "HERD BIKE OF THE MONTH CLUB MEMBER"
          RIP Rick.....Ride On Forever In Our Hearts My Brother!

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          • #6
            :):)great advice!!!!!
            OFFICIAL HERD MEMBER #83
            2014 FLHXS
            U.S. NAVY Veteran

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            • #7
              Damn #5

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              • #8
                DOH!!!!
                sigpicHERD medic! #00039
                I am Jase's precious
                If you are what you eat, then I'm delicious!
                I miss you Rick, you goofball
                HPH- The Legend

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