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  • BaggerBum
    started a topic Rectum Stretcher

    Rectum Stretcher

    RECTUM STRETCHER
    While 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge
    only to find a policeman with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
    The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic
    patronising smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?'
    To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'
    'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'
    'I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.
    The cop stammered, 'A what?............'
    'A rectum stretcher!'
    'And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'
    'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger in the rectum, then
    work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my
    whole hand in I work from side to side until I can get both hands in,
    and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet.'
    'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?' he asked.
    ' You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'
    Fine $195.00
    Court Costs $45.00
    Look on the Cop's Face....... PRICELESS
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