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    drinking beer...

    this a conversation between a man and his wife.

    Please note that she asks a string of questions, which he answers
    quite simply, but then she is speechless after he asks only two brief questions.

    I'd bet this happens more often than not to most husbands out there.

    woman: Do you drink beer?

    man: Yes.

    woman: How many beers a day?

    man: Usually about three.

    woman: How much do you pay per beer?

    man: $5.00 which includes a tip.
    (this is where it gets scary!)

    woman: And how long have you been drinking?

    man: About 20 years, i suppose.

    woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts
    your spending each month at $450.

    in one year, it would be approximately $5,400 correct?

    man: Correct.

    woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the
    past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct?

    man: Correct.

    woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money
    could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after
    figuring for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have
    now bought an airplane?

    man: Do you drink beer?

    woman: No.

    man: Where's your airplane?
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  • #2
    they just never see the logic themselves, do they?

    by "they", I mean the wives
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    • #3
      boy that was a close call, I thought this was going to end up with him saying the Beer is what made her pretty !!!!
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      • #4
        That is a funny one.

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