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    A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an
    Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite
    side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious
    state.

    The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to
    both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

    The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
    highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw
    each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road..

    I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag
    who got what he deserved. And he yelled back that Barack Obama is a
    lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an American.

    So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid,
    mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does
    Nancy Pelosi!"

    "And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a
    truck hit us"
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    :danGood one!
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    • #3
      :):)
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      (Disabled Veteran)

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        :laughouterbox:laughouterbox:laughout
        Where does it say Humpty Dumpty was an Egg?
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          :laughout:):laughout:):laughout:)
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          • #6
            outstanding!!
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            • #7
              very good...:):)
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                :good:laughout
                OLD SKOOL BIKERS RULE, WE DO WHAT IT TAKES AND LIKE IT!!!
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                • #9
                  Funny! Good one!!!
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