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    The old Cherokee chief sat in his reservation hut, smoking the ceremonial pipe, eyeing the two US government officials sent to interview him.

    “Chief Two Eagles,” one official began, “you have observed the white man for many generations, you have seen his wars and his products, you have seen all his progress, and all his problems.” The chief nodded. The official continued, “Considering recent events, in Your opinion, where has the white man gone wrong?”

    The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute, and then calmly replied. “When white man found the land, Indians were running it.

    * No taxes.
    * No debt.
    * Plenty buffalo
    * Plenty beaver
    * Women did the work
    * Medicine man free
    * Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.

    The chief smiled, and added quietly, “White man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.
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    Ain't that the truth:laughout
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            erboxTruth is funny....erbox
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            • #7
              You said "Beaver"..........
              **Note: The technical info I provide is suggestive. I am not a perfeshunel.

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              • #8
                :good



                Originally posted by Dave63 View Post
                You said "Beaver"..........
                Crazy people don't know they're crazy, I know I'm crazy therefore I'm not crazy, isn't that crazy.....

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                  We had a bar here called the Eager Beaver.....just sayin....
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                  • #10
                    Better than the "Man Hole"
                    It's not "derailed", as long as the last post relates to the post above it...it's just on a different rail, heading into a more interesting direction

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                    • #11
                      They had it right, no doubt!
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Dave63 View Post
                          You said "Beaver"..........
                          Has anyone been past this sign in the suburbs of Detroit?

                          Cracks me up every time !
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                          • #14
                            Oh yeah! I lived in Marine City, MI for several years. That sigh cracks me up! It's not as good as the exit sign to, I swear I'm not makin this up, "Big Bone Lick" somewhere off I-75 around the KY and TN border. I bet Dixie or some of the other folks from that area can confirm.
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