Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Men are just happier people...

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Men are just happier people...

    MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE


    NICKNAMES
    If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
    If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Dickhead and Shit for Brains.

    EATING OUT
    When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
    When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

    MONEY
    A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
    A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but is on sale.

    BATHROOMS
    A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
    The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

    ARGUMENTS
    A woman has the last word in any argument.
    Anything a man says after that, is the beginning of a new argument.

    FUTURE
    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

    SUCCESS
    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
    MARRIAGE
    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

    DRESSING UP
    A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
    A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

    NATURAL
    Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
    Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

    THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
    A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
    HERD # 00075
    08 Stage II 103 Ultra Classic
    USMC Veteran

  • #2
    :):):):):)
    OFFICIAL HERD MEMBER #83
    2014 FLHXS
    U.S. NAVY Veteran

    Comment


    • #3
      :watching:watching:watching
      Member #125 (Becky)
      NEVER GO FASTER THAN YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL CAN FLY
      2

      Comment


      • #4
        Originally posted by Classy View Post
        :watching:watching:watching
        I knew I would get in trouble when you read this... Dang...
        HERD # 00075
        08 Stage II 103 Ultra Classic
        USMC Veteran

        Comment


        • #5
          Triple play!!!
          OLD SKOOL BIKERS RULE, WE DO WHAT IT TAKES AND LIKE IT!!!
          With age comes wisdom, yeah right!
          FIRST "HERD BIKE OF THE MONTH CLUB MEMBER"
          RIP Rick.....Ride On Forever In Our Hearts My Brother!

          Comment


          • #6
            Ride in Peace Wndchsr


            www.my.doterra.com/jbush

            Comment


            • #7
              ya hit the nail right on the head!!!
              herd member #00112
              smitty
              2009 nightster
              AMA#262299 LIFE MEMBER

              Comment


              • #8
                So Accurate it is Depressing!!!

                Totally Agree!!!

                :smoke
                Chris (Steveston)
                Herd # 93
                Retired Navy Vet

                Comment


                • #9
                  OH how true,lol.
                  Appalachian Redneck

                  "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely, in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used and worn out, loudly proclaiming, "WOW!!! WHAT A RIDE!!!"

                  Comment


                  • #10
                    That is awesome. I gotta print this one to take to work!
                    H1E2R8D

                    Comment


                    • #11
                      This one is going on my email list......Glenn erboxerboxerbox
                      Where does it say Humpty Dumpty was an Egg?
                      Official HERD Member #00127 - Glenn
                      Growing old is not for Sissies..........

                      Comment


                      • #12
                        Help me with my make-up!!!!
                        Official "Herd Booze taste tester!"

                        Member #0006 :babe

                        "Lead paint chips are chewy AND sweet......" In memory of Rick.

                        Comment

                        Working...
                        X