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    A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the back yard.

    The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador
    retriever sitting there.


    'You talk?' he asks.

    'Yep,' the Lab replies.
    After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he
    says 'So, what's your story?'

    The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk
    when I was pretty young ....
    I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.
    In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog
    would be eavesdropping.'

    'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...
    But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies and now I'm retired.'

    The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

    'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

    'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him
    so cheap?'

    'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit.
    HERD # 00075
    08 Stage II 103 Ultra Classic
    USMC Veteran

  • #2
    :laughout:laughout
    HERDSTER #00115
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    I like the dog. If he can't eat it or f**k it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that

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    • #3
      Good one :)
      Josh #00042
      2019 Road Glide Ultra

      R.I.P. Dad 1951-2015

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      • #4
        :):):):)
        OFFICIAL HERD MEMBER #83
        2014 FLHXS
        U.S. NAVY Veteran

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        • #5
          very good
          Miles are on a road map, close to home is here
          Very Proud member #99
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          Count your age by friends, not years.
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          • #6
            :):):):)
            Ride in Peace Wndchsr


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            • #7
              Homerun #2!!!
              OLD SKOOL BIKERS RULE, WE DO WHAT IT TAKES AND LIKE IT!!!
              With age comes wisdom, yeah right!
              FIRST "HERD BIKE OF THE MONTH CLUB MEMBER"
              RIP Rick.....Ride On Forever In Our Hearts My Brother!

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              • #8
                A#1 on the Laugh Meter

                Chris (Steveston)
                Herd # 93
                Retired Navy Vet

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                • #9
                  I love that joke

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