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    A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
    The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
    Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.

    The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

    The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.'

    The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'

    The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.'

    The journalist leaves.

    The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:


    U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

    ________________________________________

    That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days.
    HERDSTER #00115
    Herdstock II survivor
    Herdstock III survivor
    Herdstock IV survivor
    Herdstock VI survivor
    MOO TON CREW member
    I like the dog. If he can't eat it or f**k it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that

  • #2
    reporters = basturds
    Ride in Peace Wndchsr


    www.my.doterra.com/jbush

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    • #3
      uh........................Wav, i'll deduct a point for that one....LOL !!
      That story I actually believe.......
      U.S. Army "Retired"
      (Disabled Veteran)

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      • #4
        whoo hoo i am on the road to redemptionerboxerbox
        HERDSTER #00115
        Herdstock II survivor
        Herdstock III survivor
        Herdstock IV survivor
        Herdstock VI survivor
        MOO TON CREW member
        I like the dog. If he can't eat it or f**k it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that

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        • #5
          Originally posted by wavman8 View Post
          whoo hoo i am on the road to redemptionerboxerbox
          :):):)
          U.S. Army "Retired"
          (Disabled Veteran)

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          • #6
            They run a close second to Lawyers

            Funny....But Possible!!

            :)
            Chris (Steveston)
            Herd # 93
            Retired Navy Vet

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            • #7
              :):)
              OFFICIAL HERD MEMBER #83
              2014 FLHXS
              U.S. NAVY Veteran

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