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    The Nightmare

    In the nightmare I found myself nude in bed, and I was looking at a mirror
    on the ceiling, and I discovered that I am a Negro, and I'm circumcised!

    Quickly I sat up, found my pants and looked in the pockets to find my
    driver's license photo and it was that same colour, black.

    I felt myself being very depressed, downcast, sitting in a chair.

    But it's a wheelchair!

    That means, of course, besides being black and Jewish, I'm also disabled!
    I said to myself, aloud 'This is impossible! It's impossible that I should
    be black and Jewish and disabled!'

    'It's the pure and holy truth', whispers someone from behind me.

    I turn around, and it's my boyfriend.

    Just what I needed!!! I am a homosexual, and on top of that, with a
    Mexican boyfriend.

    Oh, my God .... Black, Jewish, disabled, gay with a Mexican boyfriend,
    drug addict, and HIV-positive!!!

    Desperate, I begin to shout, cry, pull my hair, and Oh, nooooo...I'm
    bald!!!

    The telephone rings. it's my brother. He is saying, 'Since mom and dad
    died, the only thing you do is hang out, take drugs, and laze around all
    day doing nothing. Get a job, you worthless piece of crap... Any job!'

    Mom? Dad? Nooooo ... Now I'm also an unemployed orphan!

    I try to explain to my brother how hard it is to find a job when you are black,
    Jewish, disabled, gay with a Mexican boyfriend, are a drug addict, HIV
    positive, bald, and an orphan, but he doesn't get it.

    Frustrated, I hang up. It's then I realize I only have one hand!!! With
    tears in my eyes, I go to the window to look out. I see I live in a
    shanty-town full of cardboard and tin houses! There is trash everywhere.

    Suddenly I feel a sharp pain near my pacemaker.... Pacemaker??

    Besides being black, Jewish, disabled, a fairy with a Mexican boyfriend,
    a drug addict, HIV positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, an invalid with
    one hand, and having a bad heart, I live in a crappy neighbourhood.

    At that very moment my boyfriend approaches and says to me,

    'Sweetie pie, my love, my little black heartthrob, have you decided what
    you are going to wear to Washington to see Obama?

    Say it isn't so!!! I can handle being a black, disabled, one armed, drug-
    addicted, Jewish homosexual on a pacemaker who is HIV positive, bald,
    orphaned, unemployed, lives in a slum, and has a Mexican boyfriend,
    but please,

    Oh dear God, please don't tell me I'm a Democrat
    HERDSTER #00115
    Herdstock II survivor
    Herdstock III survivor
    Herdstock IV survivor
    Herdstock VI survivor
    MOO TON CREW member
    I like the dog. If he can't eat it or f**k it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that

  • #2
    uh................Wav ????.............LOL !!!!
    U.S. Army "Retired"
    (Disabled Veteran)

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    • #3
      I KNOW...TMI!! BACK IN THE HOLE!! bad wav bad!!
      HERDSTER #00115
      Herdstock II survivor
      Herdstock III survivor
      Herdstock IV survivor
      Herdstock VI survivor
      MOO TON CREW member
      I like the dog. If he can't eat it or f**k it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that

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      • #4
        erboxerbox
        Where does it say Humpty Dumpty was an Egg?
        Official HERD Member #00127 - Glenn
        Growing old is not for Sissies..........

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        • #5
          Originally posted by wavman8 View Post
          I KNOW...TMI!! BACK IN THE HOLE!! bad wav bad!!
          For a guy with 3.345 points, your a brave one today !!.....LOL !!!
          U.S. Army "Retired"
          (Disabled Veteran)

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          • #6
            my mommy always said i was an over achevier...or was that under..i forgit..she did say i was special though and only the special kids got to ride the short bus to skool.
            HERDSTER #00115
            Herdstock II survivor
            Herdstock III survivor
            Herdstock IV survivor
            Herdstock VI survivor
            MOO TON CREW member
            I like the dog. If he can't eat it or f**k it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that

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            • #7
              Originally posted by wavman8 View Post
              my mommy always said i was an over achevier...or was that under..i forgit..she did say i was special though and only the special kids got to ride the short bus to skool.
              My neighbor just bought a 1987 short bus.....were gonna use it to cruise around town and pic up chicks.....(wives)....LOL !!
              U.S. Army "Retired"
              (Disabled Veteran)

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              • #8
                Your score: .0000000000000000001
                OLD SKOOL BIKERS RULE, WE DO WHAT IT TAKES AND LIKE IT!!!
                With age comes wisdom, yeah right!
                FIRST "HERD BIKE OF THE MONTH CLUB MEMBER"
                RIP Rick.....Ride On Forever In Our Hearts My Brother!

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                • #9
                  :):)
                  OFFICIAL HERD MEMBER #83
                  2014 FLHXS
                  U.S. NAVY Veteran

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