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    I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex, like:
    "I'm tired."
    "I'm washing my hair."
    "I've got a headache."
    Im your sister-in-law.


    A woman in labor is in pain and screaming profanity at her husband from her hospital
    bed. He says, "Hey, don't blame me! I wanted to try anal, but N-O-O-O-O, you said "don't, that might hurt!"


    I spent $5,000 on a boob job for the wife. She was delighted.
    I spent another $2,000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic.
    I spent $2,000 on liposuction for her and she couldn't thank me enough.
    But I spend a lousy 100 bucks on a hooker for myself and she goes nuts! Women, I just can't figure them out.


    A mother in law said to her son's wife when their baby was born, "I don't mean to be rude but he doesn't look anything like my son."
    The daughter-in-law lifted her skirt and
    said, "I don't mean to be rude either, but this is not a photo-copier."


    Dear Dr Phil:
    I was watching my next door neighbor's hot wife sunbathing topless from my bedroom window. As I was watching her, I turned and noticed that my wife was just standing there, arms folded...watching me. Is she a voyeur or what?


    A guy gets a call at work from the police telling him that his house had been robbed, and the offenders had also consumed all of his beer and had raped his wife.
    A moment of
    silence passes, then the guy says, "I can't believe it .... they wanted to screw my wife after only five beers!?!"



    My wife just came in and said, "I don't know if I'm coming or going."
    I said to her, "Judging by the look on your face you're going, because when you're coming you look like a squirrel trying to whistle!"

    :burger
    1986 FXR 2015 Road Glide

    Member #00014

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    HS IV,V,VI wanted to go.....

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      Josh
      Herd Member #00042
      2017 Road Glide Ultra

      R.I.P. Dad 1951-2015

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          LOL! ! !

          My crazy Carolina Brother!
          Ride EVERY CHANCE YOU GET. Father Time is undefeated.

          Ride in Peace, Ricky "Rubberdown" Massey
          Ride Forever Free, Larry Weaver
          See you on the other side, Jeff.

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            So NSFW in this case means Not Suitable For Women??
            Patti, HERD Georgia Girl #113

            RubberDown/Double Secret Agent #19 and Ozzyrral #213...RIP
            We will ride again wndchsr...
            'If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.' - Katherine Hepburn

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              Miles are on a road map, close to home is here
              Very Proud member #99
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              Count your life by smiles, not tears:
              Count your age by friends, not years.
              Old bikers don't gray, they CHROME OUT!!

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