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  • #76
    Originally posted by krcampbell View Post

    I actually saw a one legged waitress at I Hop one time, her name was ILEAN ------- not really
    And if'n she's Japanese? Irene!
    It STILL don't make me no nevermind!
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    • #77
      Helen Keller walked into a bar...... ... Then a table and a chair......
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      • #78
        LOL
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        • #79
          Originally posted by hockeydawg12 View Post
          Helen Keller walked into a bar...... ... Then a table and a chair......
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          • #80
            What is half of one?




            From your waist down!
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            • #81
              I once had a lamb!


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              • #82
                Q. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
                A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell 'BINGO!'
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                • #83
                  There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending.
                  Last edited by DoubleJ; 07-10-2015, 09:42 AM.
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                  • #84
                    You are bringing the evil out in me Josh! Stop it! :laughout
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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by HDdeluxeGAL View Post
                      You are bringing the evil out in me Josh! Stop it! :laughout
                      I'll be here all day *taps mic* is this thing on? :)
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                      • #86
                        Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.
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                        • #87
                          Why cant you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

                          Because the P is silent.

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                          • #88
                            Josh do your kids teach you these jokes hahaha
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