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    I got a new stick deodorant today.
    The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom.
    I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely!!!
    Ear Tag no. 00030

  • #2
    Gross!!! but Funny..

    Marty, you are in a class by yourself..

    :laughout :laughout :laughout
    Chris (Steveston)
    Herd # 93
    Retired Navy Vet

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    • #3
      uh.....I was gonna say you might wanna read those instructions again, "butt" I dont think its worth it.....
      U.S. Army "Retired"
      (Disabled Veteran)

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      • #4
        Mr. Marty got a new stick
        The instructions sounded sorta sick
        He tried 'em anyway
        And what can I say
        "Bottoms up" to one dumb hick!
        H1E2R8D

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        • #5
          Ya gonna smell either My farts or My pits.....jus sayin.erbox:):):)
          Ear Tag no. 00030

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Rainrider View Post
            Mr. Marty got a new stick
            The instructions sounded sorta sick
            He tried 'em anyway
            And what can I say
            "Bottoms up" to one dumb hick!
            :):):)

            OOOPPPPppssss,maby I better check Ma shorts after that one.:laughout
            Ear Tag no. 00030

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            • #7
              Originally posted by MrMarty51 View Post
              Ya gonna smell either My farts or My pits.....jus sayin.erbox:):):)
              U.S. Army "Retired"
              (Disabled Veteran)

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              • #8
                :laughout:laughout:laughout
                Where does it say Humpty Dumpty was an Egg?
                Official HERD Member #00127 - Glenn
                Growing old is not for Sissies..........

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                • #9
                  Oh Hell!:moo
                  John
                  Herd member #20
                  2005 Ultra Classic
                  Does my Heaven burn like Hell on you?
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                  • #10
                    haha!
                    It's not "derailed", as long as the last post relates to the post above it...it's just on a different rail, heading into a more interesting direction

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                    • #11
                      put 20 inch apes on your scoot and you never have to worry bout deodorant.......just sayin
                      Ride in Peace Wndchsr


                      www.my.doterra.com/jbush

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                      • #12
                        :):):):)
                        OFFICIAL HERD MEMBER #83
                        2014 FLHXS
                        U.S. NAVY Veteran

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Ironhead View Post
                          put 20 inch apes on your scoot and you never have to worry bout deodorant.......just sayin
                          my pits stay frozen most of the year around here.......tru dat !
                          U.S. Army "Retired"
                          (Disabled Veteran)

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