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  • Sneezing On the Airplane:

    A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in
    the first class section of an airplane.

    The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her
    nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

    The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later,

    the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then

    shuddered violently once more.

    Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was
    still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when

    the woman sneezed yet again.

    As before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body
    shaking ever more than before.

    Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to
    the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've
    sneezed three times, wipe your nose and then shudder violently.

    Are you ok?"

    "I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very
    rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."

    The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still
    curious. " I have never heard of that condition
    before" he said. "Are you taking anything for it?"

    The woman nodded, "Pepper."
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