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    I went to my doc for my physical the other day and she asked how much I weighed.. I said 135... She put me on the scale and I was 180...
    She asked how tall I was and I said 5'4".. she measured me and I was 5'2"...
    She took my blood pressure and it was VERY high she says..
    I said.."WELL OF COURSE IT IS.. WHEN I WALKED IN I WAS TALL AND SLENDER.. NOW I AM SHORT AND FAT!!!!!!
    She put me on prozac.. bitch...
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    damn cindy ,you mean i found someone thats shorter than me???no way!!!! sure that was`nt 108 lbs!!
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Hot Yoga View Post
      I went to my doc for my physical the other day and she asked how much I weighed.. I said 135... She put me on the scale and I was 180...
      She asked how tall I was and I said 5'4".. she measured me and I was 5'2"...
      She took my blood pressure and it was VERY high she says..
      I said.."WELL OF COURSE IT IS.. WHEN I WALKED IN I WAS TALL AND SLENDER.. NOW I AM SHORT AND FAT!!!!!!
      She put me on prozac.. bitch...
      Been there done that:crazy:cow
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        :):)
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        • #5
          Too Funny Cindy!!

          Prozac...
          And you want to be an outrider for HD..."Gulp!"

          :smoke


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          • #6
            Screw it Lets Eat

            Hey Cindy, Relax...You are awesome...
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              :laughouterbox:laughouterbox:laughout
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              • #8
                Originally posted by steveston View Post
                Hey Cindy, Relax...You are awesome...
                That covers all the major foor groups except for beer... :chugger
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by JimP View Post
                  That covers all the major foor groups except for beer... :chugger
                  Yup.. N beer
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                  If you are what you eat, then I'm delicious!
                  I miss you Rick, you goofball
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                  • #10
                    :):):brian2:):)
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                      :laughout

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                        dumpster diving I see :)
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                          Dammit Girl !!!!
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                          • #14
                            I ain't going to the DR. LOL
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                            • #15
                              What's a doctor????
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